Touch The Boss'S Favorite Three Tricks.

Touch the boss's favorite three tricks.

One of the dirty tricks: come back to the black pot and kill you.

The former boss was terrible.

Today, I am threatening to do this. I also want to do it tomorrow.

If you want to vomit blood, tomorrow she will be as if nothing happened: "this? No!"

I saw her "Yin" for a MM.. Then we had to win an important customer. The woman asked MM to make a presentation and promotion plan for the product.

At noon that day, the woman invited MM to have a big meal. During the dinner, she was a bit abnormal. She used sweet tenderness in Qiong Yao's heroine, sweet words: "you work hard, I see in my eyes, you are really my good helper......

This customer is very important, affecting the company's huge list, so this exhibition must be done well, give you to do, I am very assured... "

The most funny thing is, she also said quietly: "well, actually, I am very willing to help you, are women, not easy.

You see me, for career reasons, I haven't got married yet. Do you think I'm old? "MM pretended to be surprised:" where, Helen, you are very young, you look so beautiful... "

The boss blinked: "thank you, am I really beautiful?" took out the mirror and left and right, and patted the little girl on the shoulder. "I will definitely apply for a bonus to your boss for this matter," he said.

She was so moved at the time that she thought that women had turned to sex and began to sympathize with subordinates.

So she did Plan with all her heart, and the women didn't interfere. MM did a good job of giving her a look. The other party looked satisfied. "Good! I really didn't look at the wrong person!" finally, the customer came.

MM in front of the company's top floor, making Presentation. to customers, only then did she realize that a key part was not changed by women.

After talking for more than ten minutes, the customer was so tired that she was tired of fighting. Finally, the other party was still dissatisfied. "How do we recommend it? How dare we sell it? We can't guarantee profits!" the boss's face suddenly became ugly. The woman suddenly pointed her finger at MM and said, "how did you do it? Give you half a month to make this kind of thing. I am really disappointed!" the most disgusting thing is that she added coldly in English, "even a pig will not be so stupid as you!"

Yin Zhao two: the boss is a "acting school".

When you enter that company, you know that the company has an unwritten policy -- if you want, you can go to an on-the-job master's degree. The company allows you to take a pay leave during class hours. It's also a welfare.

But it seems that no one in our department is interested in enjoying the benefits.

I have just been there, and I want to stay here for more than a year. When I can get a diploma, I almost get to the job hopping time. I'd rather take this opportunity to "develop"! I have a chance to ask the boss. He bangs his chest. "Very well, I am very supportive! As long as the school passes, there is no problem with the company."

The postgraduate examination is not difficult. I soon introduced the admission notice to my boss.

When the boss was shocked, he nodded vigorously. "Very good, very good! I have to study hard. Oh, I will think about your workload!" who knows, on the second day, the school came to a telephone and said, "you have made a mistake, you have not passed the exam".

Oh, my God! What's the mess? I look for my boss in a confused way. He sympathized with him: "what a rotten school, this kind of thing is often wrong. You tell them, you have the right to go to class after taking the notice of admission."

Now think of it, I only think that his acting skills are the best among his bosses. After leaving the company, I stumble upon the truth. Why was it that no one in the Department had ever passed the exam? Because the boss himself was a university teacher, and your front foot said he wanted to apply for the exam. His back foot immediately greeted him: "never accept this person!"

In front of you, the boss will speak better than singing. What is "personal development"? In private, which boss would like to ask for frequent leave?

Yin Zhao three: the boss will introduce my boyfriend to me.

Everything starts with singing at all the doors.

At that time, the boss sat beside me, chatting around for a long time, and finally said he would introduce my boyfriend to me.

When I was shocked, I had to say, "I already have a boyfriend."

The boss asked carelessly, "Oh, which company is it?" I hesitated for a moment to think about the problem.

The boss nodded.

In the latter half of the month, I found that I hadn't accepted my new job for a long time. I was thinking about whether to talk to my boss or not, but suddenly he got the news. He fired me! The reason is MSN chat during office hours.

Fainted! The boss did not know. My colleagues often talked about work with this! I was furious to go to the boss theory, and I was quietly pulled by a colleague.

If she hadn't told me, I didn't know how I was dead! I really had to blame myself for being so careless. My boyfriend often gave me a funny E-mail. Everyone used the company's mailbox. As a result, our company's network administrator called a boss and said, "the mail with the most frequent domain name is X. The company sends it to your staff. Do you think there will be a problem?"

The boss began to be scared. He thought he was a commercial spy. Later he asked some colleagues secretly. (he probably read my personal letter) and found that he was probably a boyfriend and girlfriend. But he was not at ease at the end. So he used to spy on me while he was at the gathering of the Department. I was stupid enough to get home, so I was so honest.

Before leaving the job, I still had a chance to argue with my boss. I asked if it was because of my boyfriend's relationship, he turned around and acquiesced. By default, I smiled and packed up my things and left. What else could I do? Tell him to dismiss me for unfair reasons.