12 Humorous Folk Poems
How to do it?
What should I do?
It's easy to handle!
To prevent the crowding in spring pportation, we should guard against the crowd.
There is a "double support" for dealing with the relationship between the army and the people.
There is a pornography office to investigate and deal with prostitution and whoring.
There are "illegal publications" against illicit publications.
Management notes have a "ticket office".
The prevention of AIDS is "anti love".
The elimination of wild dogs is "run by the dog".
The promotion of civilization is "civilization".
The fight against abduction and sale of women and children is "abduction",
The crime of running away from crime is "run away".
Drug control is prohibited.
Prohibiting fireworks is prohibited.
Poverty alleviation and poverty alleviation are supported by poverty alleviation.
Attracting investment has investment promotion office.
The new project has a "project office".
To prevent accidents from being safe.
There is a "water saving office" for controlling water use.
City management has "City Management Office".
Support the mountain area with "mountain office".
Electric power generation has electric power.
Donation helps others with love.
There is a flood control office for rain and flooding.
There are air raid offices to deal with air strikes.
There is a "disease control office" to control the epidemic.
There is a "security office" to deal with bad guys.
Maintaining harmony is a "stable operation".
Inspection and implementation of the "Inspector office"...
If you have difficulty in finding someone, you often do it but don't do it.
Guan Ge
Revolutionary wine is drunk every day.
Drink the bad party spirit and drink the stomach.
My wife is back to back.
The wife told the Committee.
The leader said it was wrong to drink or not.
"Chinese football fashion"
Grapes are sour, and football is not good.
No shot at the door, the door is too flat to win.
It's too warm to play football in the south, so it's too cold to play football in the north.
To play football in the East is too salty, and to play football in the west is too sweet.
Watching the ball is more annoying, watching the ball less, saying that the mood is lazy.
The reporters came and said, "don't mess up," the boss came and said, "give me money."
There is no way out of Asia. There is no way to go to Paris.
Criticizing the players and saying that they are too weak to criticize the fans.
I want to say:
Please save some face for China.
Please make a little bit of a face for China.
Please show our face to China.
Please let our Chinese face up!
"Flickering knowledge"
The state flickers the country, called diplomacy.
The government fooled the people and called the policy.
People fooling the government is called crime.
The leaders fooled the people, called the call.
People fooled around and led trouble.
Leaders are led by leaders.
The people fooled the people and called the business.
Parents flicker children, called education.
Children cheat their parents, called deception.
Men flirt with women, called flirting.
Women huff men, called seduction.
Men and women flicker, called love.
Group leaders fooled group members, called management.
Group members fooled around the group, called rebellion.
"Today's society"
The body is getting fatter and fatter.
More and more courage, less and less righteous.
More and more entertainment, less and less happiness.
More and more humor and less humor.
More and more love, less and less love.
More and more speeches, less and less truth.
More and more activities, fewer and fewer sports.
Power is growing and prestige is getting smaller and smaller.
More and more money, less and less family.
The most officialdom
The most difficult place to find - related departments;
The most elusive Mandarin - research and research;
The most mysterious institution - organization;
The biggest official leader.
The most difficult thing to control is a mouth.
The most modest time - in front of the superiors;
The most sounding language -- work needs;
The most acceptable bribe you speak very well!
The most concerned information is whether I can get promoted this time.
The stupidest joy your organization has also considered.
The most helpless choice -- because of age;
The most insidious cause of harm -- the masses!
The organization is...
When you are in trouble, say to yourself, "there is nothing we can do!"
When you encounter unfair employment, you should treat it correctly.
When your legitimate rights and interests are invaded, you should take the overall situation into consideration.
When you are framed, you say, "trust the organization!"
Handshake song
Hold your boss's hand and bow and scrape.
Holding hands of discipline inspection, shaking up and down.
Hold the financial hand, pull up and go to the restaurant.
Holding the hand of a lover seems to return to ten.
Holding hands, I regret not having started.
Hold your wife's hand and touch your right hand like your left hand.
Song of veteran cadres
Nowadays, cadres are very strange.
At the age of fifty or sixty, learning is bad.
To sing, to sing late love.
Dancing is for the next generation!
Party state leadership
Playing mahjong for three days and five days is not tiring.
Moutai three bottles of five bottles are not drunk.
The dance floor stays up for five nights and three nights.
Three years and five years will not happen.
Ten wait for a citizen
First class citizens are public servants, children, and three generations.
Two wait for citizens to contract, eat, drink, whore and gamble.
Three, waiting for citizens to engage in rental / car apartments with small pets.
Four wait for the citizen's big cap / finish the plaintiff to eat the defendant.
Five wait for a citizen's scalpel.
Six wait for the citizen to be an actor / twist ass to come to the money.
Seven wait for citizens to engage in publicity.
Eight wait for citizens to earn money from steering wheel / work and work.
Nine wait for the citizen to be a teacher / squid.
Ten waiting for the citizens / Learning Revolution
Ten thousand miles of the Great Wall
The Great Wall is ten thousand miles long, scorching sun and scorching heart.
GDP rose every year, and it is said that the whole nation is heading for a comfortable life.
Wages are like eyebrows, and prices are like hair.
Looking at the real estate fantasy, how many square dollars can I buy in a year?
The financial burden is big, the bank has milk is mother.
Is the land script src=>?
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