Lao Zhang And Lao Hou

On this day, Lao Zhang's work just passed by waiting for his family, and he thought that he would not be able to enter a good friend's house and be impolite.

Besides, I haven't seen much for many days, and I have much to say.

In this way, the footsteps have been moved to the waiting room and the three buttons.

The door opened, half open, and a young woman appeared in front of Lao Zhang.

Beautiful, beautiful woman.

In a moment, Lao Zhang was so upset that he did not find a word that fully depicts the beauty of his wife.

"Who are you looking for, sir?"

The sound is sweet.

Lao Zhang accepted God and swallowed his mouth and said, "I am a friend of Lao Hou. I am just visiting you when I pass by here."

"Oh, it was a distinguished guest.

Sir, please come in and sit down. "

Lao Zhang's throat was clumping, thanks, and he was greeted in the hall.

"I am the wife of Lao Hou.

He will go far away, and it will be some time before he comes back.

What's your name, sir? "

"Oh, oh, please avoid your surname."

"Your name is Zhang Chang Zhang, or Zhang Zao Zhang?"

"Oh, the bow is long."

Speaking, the fragrant tea has been served in front of Lao Zhang.

"Have you eaten your meal, Mr. Zhang?"

"Oh, oh, I have already used my meal."

"Mr. Zhang, you are here just like your own home. Don't mention it.

Fortunately, I have a lot of dishes and cooking utensils.

Without saying that, the woman was cooking rice in the kitchen.

Lao Zhang blocked it for a moment, and began to leave.

Lao Zhang's heart was whispering on his way home.

Look at other people's wives, they are beautiful, they will also receive people.

One by one, you ask, and you know what is bow long Zhang, what is the early Zhang, and many cultures.

My wife can only talk about eating, but the wife knows what to eat.

When I got home, Lao Zhang was unhappy.

Under the constant coercion and temptation of his wife, Lao Zhang emboldened his wife to receive him.

"Cough!

What's so great about that?

Your wife, I am stupid, these words will always say.

Wait and see, your friend will come to our house, and I will contend with you. "

And when he came home, he learned that Lao Zhang had come and felt very upset. He decided to visit Lao Zhang the next day.

It happened that, on the second day, Lao Zhang went far away and was not at home.

It was Lao Zhang's wife who opened the door.

"Who are you looking for?"

"Hello, sister-in-law.

I am a friend of Lao Zhang, see my sister-in-law! "

"He is not at home.

I'm his man. You come in and sit down. "

Lao Hou entered the room. Lao Zhang's wife left the kitchen.

Lao Hou just sat down, and a pot of tea appeared on the table.

"Thank you, sister-in-law."

"What is your family name and what is your name?"

"My younger brother's family name is waiting."

"Is it a male monkey or a female monkey?"

"Eldest sister-in-law, you are really funny.

It's a male monkey, a male monkey. "

Keep your head on.

"Have you?"

The old man is stunned. Is his eldest sister trying to castrate me?

"Eldest sister-in-law, your eldest sister-in-law, you can really joke.

My little brother is not yet. "

"Coming home is home.

It's over here. I have all kinds of house work, and I'll finish it in a minute. "

Voice fell, Lao Zhang wife oar arm sleeves, into the kitchen.

Without waiting for the old man to figure out what was going on, there was a grind of grindstones in the kitchen, which made the old scalp go numb.

Within a minute, the old man ran away from the door.

Lao Zhang's wife came out, holding a kitchen knife in his hand.

"Still a scholar, how to run, run, or say hello.

No, it's up to you! "