138 Military Rules For Single Women (1)

He regards love as the luxury of life: having the best and no living.

2., if the work plan conflicts with the boyfriend's dating schedule, the former will not disappoint you (and the older you will be, the less you will be the third party).

At least three times before signing 3. contracts, the most challenging contract is engagement.

4. little girls use smoking and night trips to make more mature friends, so you don't have to.

5., but not to say no effort.

6. essential items in handbags: silk stockings (pairs of skirts), small flashlights (night time), self-defense spray (a separate action in remote places - it's best not to act alone in remote places), chocolate or vegetable biscuits on a small board (Overtime), good brand skin care cream box (at any time), purse, and rich (at any time).

7., for your physical and mental health, you can keep a pet, but not for the physical and mental health of your pets. They are said to be too lonely to get depression.

8., take vitamin pills every day, insist on calcium supplement, or break your leg in the bathtub, even if you can climb out to make an emergency call and wrap your clothes before the doctor comes, I'm afraid I'll have to lie on the bed in March, and I can't wear skirts for a summer.

9. monthly bookkeeping.

The fewer 10. people there are, the bigger the refrigerator, the emptiness of mind, the food (high protein, multi fiber, low fat, less calories, less food and more) filling. If there is no food in the fridge, you will be encouraged to work hard.

11. if you often need to get up early to meet, please prepare a high decibel alarm clock -- one who is sleeping well, prepare three.

12. men in a bar do not have to leave the phone.

13., it is best not to let the opposite sex know your residence at the first date. If the other party insists on sending it, then go downstairs. Believe me, he doesn't "drop in for a cup of tea" and will not die of thirst.

14. if you have more than ten sweaters per month for six consecutive months, consider buying a house.

15., driving a car better than a man is that it can't run away by itself - of course it may be stolen, but you can buy insurance, and men can't buy insurance.

16. buy insurance.

17. if you don't have a car, don't buy white shoes.

In the 18. office, prepare a thick coat and an umbrella.

The compliments of 19. colleagues are like perfume, they can smell, but do not drink.

20., if you are unhappy, your beloved man has another woman, no matter his wife, fiancee or girlfriend, please don't mind meeting her. "No need to go away immediately!" 21. never ask this question: "why don't you love me?" 22., don't prejudge your determination. 23. men are just like lawyers to criminals.

24., no matter what, anyone will be important to you. After midnight, you can't sleep at 12.

25. even if it is beautiful, it is necessary to reason.

26. can also go to blind date, but in advance must know the name of the other person's name. Otherwise, they will dress up all the time for three consecutive weekends, and then follow the different red girls to see the same boring man. It is too dramatic. If 27., if there is no five digit attendance fee, do not participate in the TV program like "very men and women".

28. must make up 35 sworn followers (the best of the same sex). Otherwise, it is possible to have soup without soup and water without water when the head and brain are hot. At last, put the mouth into the tropical fish bowl or toilet to quench thirst, or sudden cardiac death in bed for eight days.

29., don't drink at any time. The thing that you vomit the night before has to be cleaned up by itself. It may vomit second times.

In the 30. drawer, you must put the necessary medicines in the drawer.

There are no more than 10 sleeping pills in 31. families.

32., even if you "really" do not have a boyfriend, it is not unnecessary to have a condom.

33. smile sincerely, don't worry about wrinkles.

The 34. is wisdom, and at the cost of youth.

35. Lantern Festival, Mid Autumn Festival, Valentine's day, if there is no program, you can take the initiative to ask for overtime.

On the 36. birthday, he ordered a bunch of flowers to send people to his office and his parents' home.

37. learn to cook several good dishes.

Give yourself a stew on the 38. weekend.

The 39. former married men called to ask if they were good recently.

40., in the past, fairy tales began with "a long time ago." now, the fairy tale is "if I haven't got married yet," you have passed the age of listening to fairy tales.

41. if you really need it, you can go online to purchase a "simulation product" for yourself, but pay attention to hygiene and prevent the infection of plastic bacteria.

Please check the body before 42. cohabitation.

When you think about it 43. times, think about it.

When 44. do not want to say "no".

45., if there is no emotion, it is better to play tennis.

46. love your job and don't fall in love with your boss.

47., don't try to be a single parent - the child doesn't need a father, but you need a child care person who needs someone to take care of it.

48., earn more money, but don't be suspicious to anyone who wants to see you.

The 49. is expected to be hard work and no hope of winning.

In fact, life even with the companion is also lonely - - not as early as the cultivation of interest, after middle age, to grow fish to raise fish. 50.

51. people praise you for being young, or you should be happy.

52., love is like playing mahjong, not serious, no fun, too serious and easy to lose.

53. do not have to confess to the new boyfriend. If you love him, you don't have to.