138 Military Rules For Single Women (2)

54., no one can photograph a scene of love with anyone under any circumstances.

If you like something, 55., buy it.

56., try out some new shoes before going out.

The 57. furniture is light, simple, easy to clean, and easy to move. If there is no engineering genius, do not buy "IKEA" and other new fashions that need to be assembled by oneself. (noun explanation: Hammer: a tool specially used to break fingers.

(58.) a middle-aged man who was born and divorced asked him to marry him.

59. men who have betrayed you want to go back and say no.

60., the man you betrayed once asked you to come back and say no.

When 61.```````` has arrived at this time, it will be better.

62., when he promised to request, he smiled and said clearly when he said no.

The 63. main functions of men are sperm, but we now have sperm banks.

One of the advantages of living alone 64. is that you don't have to wake up in the arms of someone you loved a long time ago.

65., keep the secret of youth. There is an unstable heart! 66., marriage advertisements are not love letters.

67., go out for a walk, wear a pair of flat shoes, and bring a good phone call.

68., no matter whether lace underwear or work report, brevity is the best.

69. romance is a beautiful evening dress, but you can't wear it all day long.

70., it is like robbing a bank, but the profit is great. But if it can not be tried, it is better not to try.

What is the 71. test of a man? Like an intelligence test, the purpose is to see how stupid he is.

72., for a wrong promise, you must have the courage to go against it.

73. important things are sticking to principles and learning small things.

74., cultivate good habits, such as sleeping early, such as gargling after a meal, such as drinking weak tea, such as workout exercises. Good habits are like coin cans. Put them a little every day. They will be pleasantly surprised at the end of the year.

75. nothing can be exchanged for health.

76., whether a person is reliable or not depends on what kind of means you use to control him.

77., there is no need to argue, just give the result.

78. men always show their attentions to women who do not look at him.

79. want to be satisfied, do it yourself, the Bodhisattva reads the Bodhisattva together.

80., don't borrow money. If you must borrow it, lend it to the bank.

81., don't lend money to anyone. If you must borrow it, don't plan to return it.

82. learn money, even if you learn archeology or violin.

83., don't use your boyfriend's birthday to make passwords.

When you change your boyfriend 84., remember to change the security door.

The 85. is too concerned about a man who can't get him money is the same.

The 86. beds are bigger, they can sleep side by side, they need two pillows, one pillow and one.

87. books at bedside.

88. of bedding must be of good quality, and men are also bedding.

89., laugh a few times a day for good health - if no one tells you a joke, look at it.

90., find an interesting sport.

(sex is not counted) persist.

91. when you lose your mood, don't get caught in the rain, listen to slow songs and watch sad movies.

Soak in the bathtub, drink red wine, ask a girlfriend to climb the mountain.

92., complain, nagging and self pity for more than 10 minutes every day.

93., do not often calculate the gains and losses --- that is the insurance company and your opponent's business.

94., meet a good man.

95., if your girlfriend's husband is a lawyer, a doctor, an economic man, a publisher, a computer expert, please ask him to give himself a reference to buying, insurance, investing, publishing books, installing software -- but remember to invite his wife to go with him every time.

96. honesty is a virtue, but there is no need to attack her husband with his girlfriend, and to work with his colleagues to beat the boss.

97. clothes to buy a little less, better, 101., don't cry before people who want to make you cry.

102. women have left and right brains, and men have left and right testicles.

103. prayer is better than thinking. God must not be a woman, or she will not create so many imperfect women.

It is shameful to be 104. old and pure.

The 105. era is different. Men and women are the same. It is no more difficult to get a fuse, fix a toilet, change a tire, and install antivirus software than having children.

106. every year for gynecological examination.

107. know your health.

108. keys must be stored at parents or friends.

109., if your room is snowy and white, visitors will be less and less. There is no dust on the table floor. If you hear the noise of your children, you will be upset. You wash your hands more than 20 times a day - go to the psychologist.

110., even if you really don't like children, don't speak up.

Don't force a man to lie. 111., he will hate you. Don't take his words seriously. You will hate him.

112. jealousy will kill your life. If you lose your life, you will not have a very important part of your life. 113. personal friends do not often go to the office to find you.

114., you don't have to be curious about how others evaluate you. Think about how you evaluate him.

115., you see, men never ask for advice on how to make marriage and career perfect.

116. love is not making love - love is wanting to sleep with him.

The 117. so-called gentlemen are men who support their weight with their elbows and knees.

118., simply say, a man who often makes you smile is a good man.

119.-----, yes, love is more important.

The 120. thing is to know what is wrong and not to do so.

121., do not overestimate the value of what you do not have.

122., do not have personal relationships with people who are different from you.

123., if you don't start filial piety, your parents will be too late!! 124., be loyal to your girlfriend.

125. dignity, such as a bra, a woman's dignity, but deliberately revealed, is vulgar.

126. chairs are uncomfortable, so it's better to stand up and walk.

There are three advantages of 127.: A: resources are tight, space can be accounted for less, B runs faster, and C's proportion in men's mind is inversely proportional to the bathroom scale.

How much do you look like when you look at 128.?

129., love him again, and do not have to breast augmentation for him.

130., don't be obsessed with things that are packed beautifully.

131. new clothes in fashion magazines are recommended to movie stars and models.

132., don't force him to be a hero.

133. if you have the chance to go to school, go to school.

134. happy, 135.Sophie Tucker said: women from birth to 18 years old need a good family, 18 to 35 years old, good looks, 35 to 55 years old, good personality, and after 55 years old, they need a lot of money.

136., of course, we should be infatuated with waiting for the right person to come to the end. But in the long, boring waiting, you can chat with the wrong person first.

137., you know, it is a lucky thing for a woman not to meet the "suitable man" until she is 25 years old. 138., remember that you can only live your whole life.