In The Year Of Sheep, Let'S Take A Look At The Super Joke Of Sheep.

1, two people have not seen

Go to the sheep pen to steal.

One person: Alas! The clothes of the sheep are really hard to get rid of.

The other person: Oh, what the sheep wear is.

Cashmere sweater, I feel the buttons, or soft, double breasted.

2, there is a shop owner who keeps a parrot who can talk. Whenever a guest enters a shop door, the parrot will say, "welcome."

One day, an unbelieving sheep deliberately went to the store and tried to see if the parrot could really talk, so the sheep went into the shop.

When entering the door, the parrot said, "Welcome!"

So the sheep felt very curious. If he wanted to try again, he would walk out of the door and try again. The parrot still said, "Welcome!"

The curious sheep thought it was very interesting. Then he went out and stepped in at once. The parrot kept saying, "welcome, welcome to..."

After five consecutive times, when the guest stepped in again sixth times, the parrot turned to his master and said,

There are sheep playing with your birds!

3, middle school principal Li, devoted to his duties, will not go back much on Sunday.

He hardly cares about his family.

One day, his wife called him back and said, "this sheep is not good enough to eat grass.

Today, the town is on the market. You sell it on the set, and buy another one who likes to eat grass.

When Mr. Li arrived, he sold out and sold thirty yuan.

After visiting two parents, it was not early.

He hurried to the fast scattered sheep market, and saw another sheep selling. He asked, "do you like grass?" the sheep seller said, "I am a fine breed of sheep, and not only love grass, but also eat green skins and vegetables."

President Li asked, "how much do you sell?"

"Fifty yuan.

It doesn't sell for a penny. "

President Li took the money and led the sheep back.

As soon as he entered the village, the sheep went ahead. He could not get rid of it. It was like giving him a road. He ran into his house and went straight into the circle.

He said happily, "this sheep should belong to my family."

The wife went to the front of the circle and complained, "why is it that the whole day has not yet been sold?"

How much do you guess? It's not expensive! I only pay twenty yuan more. "

The wife clapped her hands on her knees and cried, "good, my foolish and foolish headmaster. This is our sheep!"

4, Liang Zhaoshi has a scholar, dementia, do not know sheep.

Once, someone sent him a ram. He tied the sheep neck with a rope and led it to the market to sell it.

Others were very low in price, and did not sell for a long time.

People in the market knew that he was dementia. He used a rhesus monkey to secretly exchange sheep.

When the scholar saw the macaque, he was only a sheep. The strange monkey changed his face suddenly, and the corner was gone.

And look at the monkey's hands and feet moving. It's strange that people in the market have lost their horns, but there are no scars on the heads of the monkeys.

So he led the macaque home and chanted and said, "I have a strange beast that can be fat and thin.

First is sheep's ignorance.

Now the stink, the number of back into the market, the three dynasties can not sell.

The two sides of the head are missing, and the face is orange peel. "

5, a pair of ewe friends sat on the grasslands and fell in love while eating grass. The ewes suddenly wanted to fart.

The man said, "I learn cuckoo, you don't listen to me."

The ram is willing to listen.

So the ewes set off a loud fart under the cover of the cuckoo's bird cry.

Ewes: do they look like no valley birds?

Ram: your fart is too loud to hear.