9 Marketing Stories That Have To Be Seen

1, interest

The son of the banker asked his father, "Daddy, all the money in the bank is customers and depositors.

"How did you make a house, a Mercedes and a yacht?" the banker said, "son, there is a piece of fat in the fridge, and you bring it."

The son has brought it.

"Let's go back."

The son asked, "what do you mean?" the banker said, "do you see any oil on your fingers?"

2, investment bank

An investment bank rookie asked, "what is a investment bank?" the elder took some rotten fruits and asked him, "how are you going to sell these fruits?" the rookie thought for a long time and said, "I will deal with the discount according to the market price."

The old man shook his head, picked up a fruit knife, peeled and rotted the rotten fruit, and made a beautiful fruit platter.

3, sales

The boy said to the girl, "I am the best. I promise to make you happy."

This is sales promotion.

The boy said to the girl, "my father has 3 houses and is good with me. It will be yours later."

This is promotion.

Boys do not declare girls at all, but girls are fascinated by their temperament and manners.

This is marketing.

Girls do not know boys, but all her friends praise the boy.

This is the brand.

4, parking fee

A billionaire went to Wall Street bank to borrow 5000 yuan loan for two weeks. The bank loan must be secured. He used the Rolls-Royce stopped at the door to make a mortgage.

The bank clerk stopped his Rolls-Royce in the underground garage and then lent 5000 yuan to the rich.

Two weeks later, the rich came to repay the money, with a total interest rate of 15 yuan. The bank staff found tens of millions of dollars on the billionaire's account and asked why they needed to borrow money.

The 15 yuan, two week parking lot will never be found in Wall Street, the rich said.

5, luxury

The economics teacher talked about luxuries one day, and in order to understand it easily, he said, "what do you know about luxury goods? Suppose you go shopping with your girlfriend, your girlfriend stares at a thing for more than 30 seconds, you pay for it, so this is a luxury."

The students laughed.

It's not over yet. "Hang on, your girlfriend stares at a thing for more than 30 seconds. Students, your girlfriend is a luxury!"

6, long term investment

A 8 year old girl took a triangle money to buy melon in the melon garden. When she saw that she had too little money, she wanted to fool the little girl away, pointing to an Ungrown little melon. She said, "the triangle money can only buy that little melon." the girl agreed to give the money to the melon farmer cheerfully. "The melon is not ripe yet. How do you want it to eat?"

7, spouse selection

If we divide men and women into four kinds of ABCD, the present situation is that A men want to find B women, B men want to find C women, C men look for D women, so D men are left behind.

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On the contrary, women are different, that is, ABCD women want to find A male.

The end result is the remaining A and D men.

There is a case in Economics: two people meet a bear in the forest, then the opponent can't be a bear!

8, the concept of happiness

There is a formula in Economics: happiness = utility expectancy.

If your boyfriend gets a bonus and gets 1000 yuan, you expect him to buy 10000 LV packages for himself, 1000 for 10000, and 0.1 for happiness.

But if your expectation is to let your boyfriend invite you to 200 yuan western food, 1000 divided by 200, happiness is 5.

To get happiness in love, it is best not to let your desires affect your life.

9, bubble economy

When you decide to chat on the Internet, this is called starting a business. It's called MM. It's called market potential, but GG is also a lot. It's called fierce competition. You decide to attract beauty eyeballs. This is called positioning; you say you are handsome and rich; this is called hype; you ask, "who wants to chat with me"? This is called advertising; you ask, "there are beautiful women," which is called market research; 200 people simultaneously answer "I am a beauty", which is called "bubble economy".