"Smelly Shoes Array" In Front Of Every House In Taiwan

Selfishly, push things out of your door to teach others how to put up with them.

Look at the chaotic things, push them outside the gate, teach others to be confused.

If you smell yourself, you will poison the strange smell, push it outside the gate, teach others to poison.

Author: Bo Yang, the most famous writer in Taiwan

There are no other places, but the only thing unique to Taiwan is "smelly shoes".

No matter who you go to, you have to break the big shoes to get in.

After climbing the stairs, the first thing I saw was every door full of smelly shoes.

I said smelly shoes were just impressions. They could not be put on their noses one by one. Of course, they did not dare to knock down one of them, and said that each one was smelly but not smelly.

But if it is strange, it should be checked without proof.

The shoes of adults, children's shoes, shoes with high heels, shoes with low heels, shoes with high and low heels, shoes with holes in the front, shoes with holes in the back, shoes with holes in the left and right sides, shoes like holes that have been bitten by a rat, and a pair of cheap shoes of one hundred yuan a pair, similar to those worn by Mr. Chen Yiqiu, are similar to those worn by the "Taiwan provincial councilor" Mr. Yuan wearing four thousand and nine hundred yuan a pair of shoes. (Chen Yi Qiu also has a $four hundred and fifty worth of broad head, which is another respectable area. Every door is stacked with smelly shoes. It is one of the ten wonders of the twentieth Century. There are new shoes, old shoes, men's shoes and women's shoes.

A group of shoes is a wonderful sight.

The smelly shoes under the smelly shoes are the same as those of Xiao Tianzuo, the Khitan empire under the three door pass.

So some shoes look up to the sky, some shoes crawl on the ground, some shoes are blooming, some shoes are different, some shoes are eyebrows, some shoes are aggrieved, some shoes and shoes are overlapping, others are guarding the mouth of the stairs, forming a modern stumbling block.

As for the master, she stretched out her feet, like the magic wand of my friend Mu Guiying, turning left and right kicks in the smelly shoes, and picking up the hooks until the head sweating and sweating were found.

The entry of guests is relatively simple, but if you encounter friends like Bai Lao, there are often several great holes on your socks, and you have to be very brave to get rid of them.

And some friends have belts on their shoes, so you have to patiently visit their pouched buttocks. If they are beautiful, you can never get tired of it. If you belong to an old man or a debt collector, you can't help your appetite, especially those who are lucky or unlucky. If too many guests, a series of buttocks will show the power of smelly shoes.

However, the biggest power of smelly shoes is not to stretch feet or pouches.

Stretching your feet and pouting your feet are also good for your health.

The problem is that the smell from smelly shoes is a disaster.

Once upon a time there was a kind of miasma in the barren areas of the south. No one could make out what the miasma was. Someone said it was spitting out from the mouth of a poisonous snake.

I think it is a kind of air pollution, people go in, the light is dizzy and the weight is lost.

The stinking shoes of every household in the Chinese apartment make the whole staircase, from the root to the tip, no place to smoother people. It can be called an apartment type of miasma. If a person walks up to the ten floor from the two floor, he has to go through at least eighteen smelly shoes.

And the smell of every big array is radioactive. Through the breath of the nose, it invades the throat and lungs, makes a lot of trouble, and becomes cancer. I am afraid that now there is a large increase in the number of slash and kill.

It is not serious to kill or kill.

What is serious is why foreign countries do not have this kind of scenery, but China is unique?

Along the ladder, a pile of smelly shoes, even a pile of smelly shoes, must not be killed, or nasal cancer.

It is a modern building and out of a beautiful elevator. First of all, it is a pile of smelly shoes.

In particular, interior decorations, like Palace of Versailles, are resplendent and resplendent, but they pile up a pile of smelly shoes outside the door.

This seems to contain a serious topic -- absolute selfishness and absolute inferiority.

Selfishly, push things out of your door to teach others how to put up with them.

Look at the chaotic things, push them outside the gate, teach others to be confused.

If you smell yourself, you will poison the strange smell, push it outside the gate, teach others to poison.

All things, only think of themselves, do not think of others; only think of their own interests, do not think of the interests of others; as long as their homes are spotless, no matter how dirty the public place; as long as they are comfortable, others are planted in his big shoes, and die, he has no intention.

Self abased is the problem of "unable to see, not annoying", which is the traditional way of "sawing arrow", so long as our family is like a fairy house.

In the past, people swept the snow in front of the door, not only did they sweep the snow in front of the door, but also sent snow piles to their homes.

Ancient poetry is not cloud: "hands launched outside the door, instructing plum blossom Zhang Zhang."

Now it is: "kicking out the stinky shoe array and pushing it to other gastric ulcers."

Sixty years ago, at that time, when he was old, he went to visit a friend. He was generous and no one in the world. He bought 42 spareribs for dinner. He was prepared to teach the old man to have a gluttonous addiction. His wife did not know how to do it, and carelessly dropped the great chop into a latrine.

The friend kept quiet and used bamboo poles to get it out, wash it and do the same.

Until he was drunk, he announced the truth. At that time, Bai Lao had been very smart. He had studied the hygiene of Yang school, and was about to vomit outside. He jumped up and grabbed the neck of my old man and yelled, "swallow it down, swallow it down, your eyes are not clear, you can't understand it, and you can go to the foreign school."

That time I really swallowed, one reluctant to vomit, the other was strangely strangled by him, and could not vomit.

The matter has long been forgotten. Recently, a large number of modern smelly shoes have been seen. Every family is blind to the eye.