Twelve Super Pop Jokes!

1, a prince is enchanted, can only say one word a year, he did not speak for five years, saved enough five words, said to the princess, "princess I love you".

The princess only said one word, and the prince collapsed at once.

The princess said, "what?"

2, flowers and grass yearn for rain and dew, and the soul longs for home. I am eager to have a daughter-in-law.

The crowd searched her for thousands of degrees, stepped down her feet, and suddenly looked back, aunt aunt numerous.

Sometimes a beauty patronize, or a husband's wife, alas.

Idle away!

Idle away!

3, there is a tribe never wearing underwear, visitors advised them: wearing underwear is very sanitary, and very warm.

So I put it on, but I didn't take it off when I was stool. I looked back.

It's clean. Nothing. Sit down, don't say it's really warm.

4, in order to prevent students from turning over walls, the iron fence of a campus is sharp.

The above warning slogans are as follows: no wall is allowed to be broken, boys will be turned into girls without care, and girls will turn into women if they are not careful.

5, dung beetle and mosquitoes fall in love.

What is your occupation, Lang?

Mosquito: "nurse, injections, how about you?"

The dung beetle laughed and said, "fate, colleague, I am a medicine pill in the Chinese medicine bureau."

6, life is like Mahjong: love at first sight is called Tian Hu, free love is called Ping Hu, looking for a lover called dark bars, seducing other people's husband to call robbing bars, and giving birth to others by husband's husband.

7, the old choke the mussel, the mussel cling to the old suffocating, holding back the pain and dragging the mussel crawling on the beach.

The Frog looked at him and said, "darling, I am too big for my brother to go for a walk.

8, some people say: smart women can motivate men, beautiful women can confuse men, talented women can attract men, women with status can play with men, and all women can make a miserable group of men.

9, a pair of men and women crossed the bridge. There was a tiger looking at it on the bridge.

Men learn to strip but pass by tigers.

Male puzzled?

The tiger said, "do you think you have a little stick, that is Wu Song?"

10. A floating corpse floating on the surface of the sea has been unrecognizable from clothing and appearance for a long time.

It can only be identified from the lower body, which is a male corpse.

All the women in the village came around to know if they were the fishermen who went fishing in their own homes.

A woman said, "not my brother-in-law, nor my man!"

B woman said, "not the village head, nor the Secretary!"

The only young widow in the village came up and stared at the man's body for a long time. With a long breath, he waved to the ladies and said, "go back, not in my village!"

11, someone swear to marry, not to find a virgin.

But now the society is open and unusual, and it is very rare to find such a type. After the meeting, the person always asks whether you are a virgin or not, and always makes the woman very embarrassed, so it has been dragging for a long time without finding the object.

One day, the man suddenly saw a woman in a neighboring village, with a long face and a pock marked face.

This man has a whim, and such an ugly woman should be married as a virgin.

So the woman invited the matchmaker to the ugly girl's family to make her marriage, and quickly set the date of marriage.

On wedding day, the wedding ceremony will be done for men and women.

Because ugly women have the back of a pot and lie on their faces, the difficulty level can be imagined.

With this person's dial, the body rotates on the axis of the pot.

This man is in a hurry, the more anxious and the more chaotic, the more ugly the woman turns.

12, the teacher asked the students to make sentences with "wrinkles". One student wrote: there are many wrinkles on my father's eggs. The teacher criticized parents for not letting the children see them everywhere.

The parents explained that the child was careless from childhood, and wrote less "face". Did you smile?

//cn.daxia123