I'M Not Afraid Of You.

In chemistry class, the teacher explained the relationship between solvent and solute: "a certain solvent can only dissolve a certain solute.

For example, if you eat a bowl of rice and eat a bowl, third bowls are enough to eat. Can you still eat it? "

A student asked, "do you have any dishes?"

One day, a young lady called to call a taxi.

Miss: "Hello!

I'm at a certain intersection. I want to take a taxi.

Driver: "then what are you wearing?"

Miss: "I wear a white jacket and a blue skirt."

Driver: "where to?"

Miss: "to the knees."

Driver:...

In an animal test at a university, the examiner announced the test question: in front of the classroom, there were ten birds. Each bird was covered with cloth bags, with only legs exposed.

Please carefully observe every bird's legs, and then tell them their common names, habits, genera and so on.

A college student observed the legs of each bird, but the birds seemed to be very different from him. The more he saw it, the more angry he became. He got up and said to the professor, "such an exam is too boring. Who can do it?"

The professor was surprised at what he said and asked. "What class are you in, what is the name?"

The exasperated college student went up to the platform and raised the trouser tube, shouting to the professor, "guess, ah, you guessed!"

A beggar came to beg for a miser's house.

Beggar: "please give me a small piece of meat, cheese or cream."

Miser: "no!"

Beggar: "bread crumbs will do."

Miser: "no!"

Beggar: "then give your mouth water!"

Miser: "we have no water."

The beggar was angry. "Why do you still sit at home?

Do not hurry to go with me to beg! "