Workplace: Sketches Of Unpopular Characters In OL

"Yellow cheap"

Almost every office is bound to have one or two yellow people who are happy to sell meat and meat, like chewing gum everywhere. This is one of the most annoying people in the office: "yellow cheap" chewing gum.

The more the office with high culture, high position and high income, the more white-collar workers are.

They often swam between their female colleagues, and can forget what they should do today, but they will never forget to walk to their female colleagues to have show's humorous yellow jokes.

Xiaoli, the Department of chewing gum in Huang Ba, is the typical "yellow cheap" chewing gum in the office. He often gets lost in the middle of a female colleague. He tells his female colleagues three dirty jokes, and the saliva is usually flying down three thousand feet.

The female colleagues who had been smoked by his Huang Duan were gnashing their teeth at him, and no one wanted to step on him with a strong foot.

Wei, who had just returned from work on the first day of maternity leave, said excitedly at her lunch break that her family's fat boy was surrounded by several unmarried girls.

When a group of women gather together, they are always chatting about women's topics.

Xiao Li approached them with a smile on their faces. "What are they talking about? Are they speaking ill of me behind my back?" "Hey, Wei Jie, so soon will you have a maternity leave?" as she said, Xiao Li's eyes swept away on Wei's body.

Finally, his eyes rest on Wei's chest.

"Wei Jie, do you have breast-feeding babies? It's nutritious."

Xiao Li looked at Wei's chest with a smile.

Wei squinted her eyes and said, "of course, isn't your mother breastfeeding you?" "uh, I forgot."

Xiao Li laughed, and then said, "Oh, it's nice to have breast feeding babies, but sister Wei, watch out for gravity."

You girls are also, ah, women are most afraid of the earth's core attraction.

Xiao Li boldly and unconsciously swept every girl's chest.

"Oh, dare women, you are afraid that you should be proud of being a man," said the young man, who had long been unable to see his eyes, stood up from the stool and stared at the crotch of Xiao Li. "I said Xiao Li, the man who should pay attention to gravity or your man, is related to the livelihood of the people."

Sisters, do you say yes? "Then laughed, and Xiao Li's face was green and white.

With one hand raised, it was a row of wind with myopic glasses. She made the voice heard by the people present, cowardly, and asked, "excuse me, Xiao Li, I have a small question to ask."

"Well, you say, I always feel good about the beautiful girl, I know all about it."

For Xiao Li, this is a good time to solve embarrassment and show off talent by the way.

"Well, I want to ask if gravity has an impact on the body? How much power is it? Is it proportional to the weight? Is there anything to do with age?"

Xiao Li stood there, and he didn't expect the wind to ask such a question. How did I know what I knew about the damn? I knew it was not to say anything about gravity today.

A few eyes, with a smile, looked at Xiao Li with a smile, waiting for his answer.

"Well, ladies and gentlemen, I suddenly remember to visit a client. Time is up. I have to go first.

Exhaust, next time to answer your questions. "

Xiao Li said he wanted to raise his feet and be taken by Wei, who was standing next to him.

"Xiao Li, come, sit down."

Wei placed Xiao Li on the chair and put his shoulders on his shoulder.

"Wei Jie said a few words to you, and listened to your customers."

"Sister, you can say it."

Xiao Li's face was sad.

Wei Li said earnestly, "Xiao Li, remember that what Wei said to you today can be a major event in your life and even one of the basic national policies of the state.

Well, in the future, I want to have a wife, and I want to have a good family planning program, and watch out for gravity. "

Wei patted Xiao Li's shoulder. "Go, ah."

Ha ha ha...

The girls laughed, and Xiao Li slipped away.

Since then, Xiao Li has never dared to stick to the "yellow cheap" gum among his female colleagues.

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Tang's eldest brother is not necessarily called Tang, because he is too wordy and too nagging to hold the title of "out of print Tang Seng".

Before seeing the big talk, I always felt that listening to the monk's self talk was exaggerated. But if a big brother came to your office, you would know that it was super realistic.

It should be said that others are not bad, in addition to some nagging, some petty, some trivial.

But he is really very hard to bear.

Tang's eldest brother, only you! Tang Da Ge, however, was 30 times nagging, but he was like a woman who was about to know fate.

He graduated from Tsinghua University to the state owned enterprise, and was married to the director of a bureau successfully. She always lived with her parents. She was definitely in the leading position at home and had very few opportunities to express her opinions.

No matter how stubborn you are, he must say that whoever you talk to, he must interrupt, even if the topic is irrelevant.

In the first week, we were forced to familiarise ourselves with the glorious history of their family, the relatives of the three generation of collateral relatives, and the details of various relatives in marriage.

In the original office, the atmosphere was harmonious, working and chatting were not delayed. Pleasant cooperation was also made by people from time to time.

Since Tang's elder brother came, and the mood of the society changed greatly, his colleagues had been afraid to talk to each other. The more he spoke, the more silent he became. Even though he was not in the office, his cell phone voice was as loud as he was, and he was torturing our nerves. Because of his reasons, our cell phone voice was set to very soft and weak music.

In the early morning of the day, brother Tang was astonished at the words: "Alas! My wife has been very cold with me lately!" all the married and unmarried women in the office were stunned, afraid to laugh, and did not know how to answer.

Don big brother refused to give up, and chatting on the Internet while the Sina mail was unable to land. He turned to me and asked me, "why can't Sina mail go up?"

He is a reproach tone: "you see, now can not be up!" a network engineer asked me such a question, I only blame myself bad luck: "the network busy things, maybe a good time."

He looked at me and said, "I'm not so mean to you."

Xiao Zhang, who was there yesterday, met me. He said he borrowed a dollar from me. Everyone was a colleague. I certainly could not help borrowing it.

Not a dollar, but nothing to him. But since he said he borrowed it, he borrowed it. I met him in the morning. He seems to have forgotten about this. Do you think my heart is comfortable? "

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Even I was beginning to feel uncomfortable. Headache, there seemed to be a gold hoop tightening in my head, and other colleagues began to act.

"I'm going to start listening to music," I apologized and smiled and pressed the earphones and opened the MP3 to a great extent.

If I am destined to be murdered by voice, please kill me with music.

At lunch time, at the dinner table, don big brother repeated the two yuan's indignation to everyone. The company took advantage of the fishermen's interest, and the lunch cost was very low at the checkout time. We all ate only a fraction of our usual meal.

In the evening, at the regular meeting of the technical department, vice president Liu gave speeches. All the colleagues in the conference room were all slumping and refused to speak.

Liu always stressed that we should respect Tang's elder brother and not believe in our suffering.

Tang big brother did not give up the expectations this time, at the meeting nagging one dollar money 3 times, and finally not only your colleagues pale face, hand headed, even the vice president did not speak.

After holding his head for a moment, the deputy chief finally said, "please, brother, don't talk about it anymore."

A few days ago, I was surprised to see that Tang's immigration procedures were successful, and the whole office was thunderous.

Unfortunately, brother Tang also saw an immigrant website, which reads: "the recent recession in Canada and the hard life of skilled immigrants in China.

He was angry and all his colleagues were angry.

Don big brother complained about the cumbersome immigration procedures and the high cost. But he did not know that all his colleagues were praying sincerely: "God, if you give us a chance to make a wish, please revive the Canadian economy as soon as possible."

By then, when brother Tang said "go, Canada", we would be very happy to send them together.

Not leadership, love, command.

She did not become a leader, which made everyone feel unfortunate.

If she becomes a leader, she can move away from the big office independently. What she needs to care about is the real big thing in the company.

But she is not.

Just improper leadership will not affect her commanding desire.

She always has the ability to do nothing, little things change big events, big events become more important, and it is still hard to get leaders to talk about things.

With her in the office, there was no rest.

"Amy, you sent the fax."

"Xiao Wu, why didn't you file yesterday's information? And you, apple, this place is a bit dirty. Go and sweep it. It will save you a little while."

Ah Sang's voice echoed eight degrees in dozens of square meters of office, with a teapot shaped like a hips, and satisfied to see all the horses busy under her assignment.

"You, I am not a dustman..."

Apple complained in a low voice, or took the broom in a resignation, and began to clean up.

"Do you work again?" "returned to the seat," my colleague, Phillips, murmured to ask the apple. He spit out his tongue and made a good life.

Well, apple returned to a bitter expression. Originally, all of them had miscellaneous work. Ah Shan had to show her dominance. Every day she called several colleagues in the Department to work hard, but she was always praised by the Department Director and the superiors. She said she was responsible for the work and had a sense of responsibility for the company.

Arshan's nickname is chicken feather arrow. It means holding a chicken feather to make an arrow. She is not a leader, but also a bigger shelf than the director. Because she is one of the oldest employees in the company. When the company just arrived, the director had to give her face.

The first day Apple came to the company, and some good colleagues came to tell her that there were three kinds of people in the company who could not be offended. One was the leader, the superior boss was like the day on the head; the two was the finance and the Secretary, who held the financial power and the leadership intention; and the three was ah Shan.

Who is Ashan? Why can't Ashan offend? The apple is puzzled, and soon she will know.

Who is the most afraid of each new member of the Department? A Shan, the cold, smiling face looks as if she always takes a bit of scorn. Who is the most demanding of the work? A Shan, every document handed over to the director must pass her hand first, so that she can pass it to the director's desk. If the director's request is only one, it will definitely turn into three hands, and two of them are A Shan plus.

This is not that, but after a long time of accumulation, who should talk to the chief executive? Who is the person who likes to speak clearly and distinctly? A Shan, if a colleague speaks more than half of what she told us to do, then A Shan would be very cold.

In the Department, there are not many people who are not afraid of ah Shan, and no less hate her people. Of course, apart from the few people who are always flatting her around the clock, those people can always discern "capable people".

Apple hates Sam, and she doesn't like apples either because Apple's ability to work is not weak, and it also grabbed her for a few times.

For this reason, ah Shan did not give a small report to apple in front of the director. Fortunately, Apple's performance has always been good, and there is no handle on her hand. But every time the director consciously or unconsciously recommends that Apple adjust the relationship between colleagues, apple always gets bored.

It is impossible for a man to run for life, and finally she meets her nemesis.

Xiao Fang, a new employee of the Department, was a hot temper. Asan always picked on him. He meant he was working in the East and West. He always gave him a small report in front of the director, because he was too aggressive to speak.

Once, asan himself worked out a mistake, but he put the blame on the small side. When the director did not ask clearly, he trained the little party. The roar of Xiao Fang was ringing in the office. He shouted all the discontent, and shook his fist to asan.

Xiaofang resigned on the same day. When he left, he shouted to everyone: "it's a shame for me to work for such a company and work with such people."

The apple seemed to have realized something. On the second day, she went to the director and the boss, handed in a letter of resignation, and calmly explained the reason. She took all of her attitude and her attitude towards ah Shan, and refused to stay.

Two months later, apple, who was working on a website, ran into a former colleague. She learned that after she left, the company conducted a public opinion poll. Almost all the employees voted against her. Not long after, she packed things and left the company.

The chicken feather arrow finally broke.

"Trumpet"

"The tick, the trumpet begins to broadcast."

Don't think the trumpet is so good.

First of all, she must have the ability to be a spy. She has the determination to pursue the vision, the insight and perseverance, and the unafraid of the white eye. She also has the talent to play host, and can make the story that appears, heard, or even made clear and convincing.

In this information society, you must never underestimate her functions. With her, you can always grasp the company's trend and always stand at the forefront of the company's "gossip".

Bell sits in a company where her diploma is not at all, because she is the leader of the R & D department's strict manager.

In the absence of a department, Yan manager seldom asked her questions. She was also happy to credit her achievements to herself. So most people did not know she had backstage people.

One day I bump into a nail in the information center. Lili actually looked at the mirror and fixed his eyebrows and said I was busy.

I came back with my data in a hubby manner. The bell rang and said, "you don't know, Lili is the sister-in-law on the two floor Li master, so he came up with a photocopier from the production line for a few days after entering the factory, and the salary was increased by 300 yuan.

I looked at the bell with a wide mouth. "Do you know?" said the bell with a smugly smile: "I just know, and I don't like to ask.

Bell is born to be a spy.

She knew dozens of managers in the company had shares in the company, and knew that the clerk in the marketing department was introduced by the customer. She knew why Chen had not been promoted. He also knew how the engineer of the engineering department had a dispute with the production line commander and finally fought off a firing.

She can clearly tell the whole process and even details, like seeing each other.

She told us that the manager had been scolded by the boss this morning, so we could be careful to prevent the thunderstorm from falling on her head. She told all the managers to go to Hongkong for a meeting at 3 this afternoon, so we could have a lot of revelry in the office. She said that on Sunday, Zhou Bapi, who wears glasses on the four floor, likes to check overtime.

The office has the weather direction of bell forecasting company, we are all grateful, unanimously sealed her as "golden eye", also valuable and effective, plus no electricity consumption and no pollution, the whole name is "pure natural gold eye".

The bell was so praised that the thick face of Huang Huang was filled with laughter, and the slender single eyelids increased the beauty of the Tang Dynasty.

One day, the bell told me mysteriously, do you know that the Secretary of the quality department, Xiao Wang, is the one with long hair? She is pregnant! You say that little girl? It looks like the one with a round bead. The bell is nodding heavily.

The little girl I knew, more than 20 years old, her hair was slippery, her skin was white and white, and she also had some BB fertilizer. Once she entered the company, she was called a beautiful girl. Only two or three of our bachelors went after her.

No, she's married. It looks so small.

I said.

Hei hei, is not married, the information is unmarried.

The bell laughed gloat.

Have you read her information? Everyone's information is confidential in the personnel department.

I looked at the bell. I always thought she had a set of stories on the grapevine. I could not imagine that her antennae could be extended to confidential information.

The next few days, every time I saw Xiao Wang, I couldn't help looking at her stomach, but there was no uplift.

The news of the bell had never been groundless. She said it had been 2 months, and it would not appear.

Xiao Wang's face was haggard and shiny.

I suddenly felt that we knew that her privacy was a sin, as if we had murdered her.

Before long, the bell came to inform us that Xiao Wang quit his job and left the factory immediately.

The office discussion has not yet begun. Xiao Wang has come in like a ghost.

She looked at the bell with indignant eyes. Were you satisfied?

The bell stood awkwardly without answering.

Xiao Wang bites teeth with hatred. You like publicity, don't you? You have backstage, you can have nothing to do, don't you? I tell you, your backstage is strict manager, my backstage, too!

At that moment, the face of the bell became pale. The office was silent. But I quietly pulled out the bill for the payroll and stuffed it into the shredder. In the office, there was only the shredder's voice.