Three Questions. After Reading, I'M Crazy! (1 Million People Say Crazy)

Cecilia Cheung's ex husband is Nicholas Tse.

The ex girlfriend is Faye Wong.

Faye Wong's husband is Li Yapeng.

Li Yapeng's ex girlfriend is called Qu Ying.

Qu Ying's current boyfriend is Zhang Yadong.

Pu Shu has an ex girlfriend named Xun Zhou.

Xun Zhou has an ex boyfriend named Li Yapeng.

Faye Wong's ex husband is Dou Wei.

Dou Wei has a cousin called Dou Peng.

Dou Peng has an ex girlfriend named Xun Zhou.

Dou Peng's cousin is Dou Ying.

Dou Ying's ex husband is Zhang Yadong.

Zhang Yadong's current girlfriend is Qu Ying.

Qu Ying's ex boyfriend was called Li Yapeng.

What does Cecilia Cheung have to do with Li Yapeng?

(excerpt from the national civil service examination 2012)

Second questions

Changjiang business school entrance examination logical question:

After 80 boys can't afford to buy a house, a girl can marry a 40 year old man.

If there are conditions for the post-80s men, it is also a good choice to marry the 20 year old girl at the age of 40.

[1 floor] reply:

I finally reached 40 years old, and I found a young and beautiful 20 year old girlfriend to see her parents at her home.

The door opened for several years when I was in college.

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The new girlfriend called out: Mom!

[2 floor] supplement:

When her mother saw me, she took a breath of air.

Before I could react, I pulled my daughter into the room and said to her daughter, "you can't be with him. He's your own father!"

[3 floor] continue to add:

Daughter: I already have his flesh and blood......

[4 floor]

At this time, the girl's more than 60 year old father came out and saw the girl's boyfriend. He whispered to him, "how did you come? Did not you pay for your mother and your life on time?

[5 floor]

At this time, "Ding Dong", the girl's boyfriend's mother came to see her in laws.

See the girl's father: "how are you..."

[6 floor]

The father of the girl's boyfriend stopped upstairs and saw the girl's father burst into tears. "Aren't you my brother who has been separated for many years?"

[7 floor]

The mother saw her boyfriend's mother: "Mom!"

[8 floor]

When the girl saw her boyfriend, his father called "Daddy!" and he fainted immediately.

1, which floor do you understand?

2, a boyfriend's fucking mother sees a girlfriend. What's his father's name?

Third questions

The boss called the secretary.

Play, you prepare.

The secretary called her husband: I want to go to Lijiang with my boss for a meeting these days.

The husband hits the sweetheart: these days my wife is not at home, accompany me.

The lover called to tutor the student: these days, the teacher has something to do, and the class is closed.

The students called grandpa: they didn't have classes these days, Grandpa, you played with me.

Grandpa called the Secretary: Lijiang can't go, Sun Tzu asked me to accompany him.

The secretary called her husband: the boss suddenly had to go to Lijiang for a meeting.

The husband called the lover: his wife did not go.

The lovers call the students to help them: these days they still have lessons.

The students telephoned grandpa: the teacher said that he would attend classes as usual these days.

Grandpa called the Secretary: go to Lijiang, you are ready!

Man...

Sadness...

If you're not crazy, raise your hands!

I'm not crazy, but I'm confused.

What about you?