The Wife's Instruction Book Was Finally Born, Laughing Dead!

Wife's instruction manual

(explained in the light of Chinese drug standard instructions)

[name] daughter-in-law

[general name] wife

[chemical name]

Ingredients: water, protein, fat, RNA, carbohydrates and a small amount of minerals.

[physical and chemical properties] acid; soluble in honey, sweet words.

[character] this product is concave convex, with smooth surface and various kinds of coating.

It has magnetism for diamond and platinum, and better for famous cars and houses.

It is red when it is shy. When it is angry, it is soft and delicate. When it is used for a long time, macular spots will appear, wrinkle and relaxation are normal, but it will not affect the continuous use.

The treatment of single phobia has obvious curative effect on lovelorn and lovesickness. It is suitable for burning, washing and taking children.

[side effects] tracheitis, soft ear, visual fatigue, and behavioral obstruction.

Serious adverse reactions can cause skin damage.

[usage] a lifetime.

It is better to use it in the palm of your hand.

[contraindications] while taking two tablets or more, there is a fear of adverse reactions.

[caution] caution should be used in patients with renal insufficiency.

[Specification] excessive overweight does not affect usage.

Store and keep your ears.

Avoid joint storage with other women.

No overnight storage is strictly prohibited.

[packaging] all kinds of fashion,

Jewelry, handbags, changing with season.

[validity period] whole life

[approval number] see marriage certificate.

[production date] see ID card

[production enterprise] father-in-law's mother-in-law

[special note] return procedures are cumbersome, eyes open before buying, eyes closed after buying.

Too sprouting, you might as well let your partner see it and make her laugh.