Professors And Thieves

Today, in good mood, Weiss, a medical professor, bought a fat roast duck after work and went to buy some vegetables in the vegetable market.

After paying the money, Professor Weiss turned around with his dish and found that the roast duck in the bicycle basket was gone.

Professor Weiss was very angry, and the good mood of the day vanished.

Back home, Professor Weiss leaned on the sofa and imagined that the thief was eating the roast duck.

Of course, a roast duck is nothing to Professor Weiss. Professor Weiss just thinks thieves are too arrogant.

Suddenly, Professor Weiss smiled.

On the second day, in an evening newspaper in the city, a revelation came out.

Yesterday, I lost a roast duck in the vegetable market of the city of Revilla. Please pick up the roast duck and return it or destroy it with petrol.

This roast duck is used for experiments. It contains chronic poison. The body's immunity will be destroyed gradually, and it will be killed half a year later.

Below is the name of Professor Weiss and his telephone number.

This is a trap that Professor Weiss thought of dealing with thieves.

Professor Weiss was very proud and thought that thieves would be trapped.

Sure enough, the thief called on the same night.

"Hello, is this professor Weiss? Hello!"

The thief hesitated and said, "I...

The one who picked up your roast duck. "

"Pick it up?"

Professor Weiss sneered. "Can you pick someone else in your bicycle basket?"

"Sorry, I'm sorry!"

The thief said with a flurried voice, "I know you are a clever man and can not hide anything from you.

I'm not going to beat around the Bush, to be honest, I took the roast duck with poison.

Look at God's face and ask for your kind heart to save my life! "

"Hum!

Taste the consequences of doing evil. "

Professor Weiss kept laughing in his heart, and said coldly, "do you think I will give you the antidote easily?"

I advise you to surrender yourself to the police station. "

"No, no!"

The thief said in horror, "how much money do you want, please don't let me go to jail!"

"I knew you would not surrender yourself."

Professor Weiss wanted to say, "well, you can give me seventy thousand dollars to buy the antidote."

"Seventy thousand!"

The thief was shocked. "To tell you the truth, I really don't have so much cash.

But I just bought a car for one hundred thousand dollars.

You see, can you give me thirty thousand dollars, and I will give you the $one hundred thousand car, so that I will give you seventy thousand dollars? "

"Oh, bargaining with me!"

Professor Weiss said, "give me the car and I'll give you twenty thousand dollars."

"OK, I can accept it, but the location of the paction must find a place with few traces."

Professor Weiss and the thief negotiated a remote place for the trading place and agreed to meet at seven tomorrow evening.

At seven o'clock on the second night, Professor Weiss and the thieves arrived at the appointed place on time.

The thief patted the car and said, "Professor Weiss, do you think the car is satisfactory?"

Professor Weiss looked at it and said, "yes."

"Then, what about twenty thousand dollars and antidotes?"

The thief said.

Professor Weiss took out a bottle of medicine and twenty thousand dollars.

After stealing the thief, he suddenly kicked down Professor Weiss and laughed. "You are in my old trap. Do you think I will believe your story?"

Professor Weiss was stunned.

The thief got into the car and drove away.

Along the way, the thief thought triumphantly: "like you all day sitting in the experiment, self conceited fellow, dare to play this trick with me!

This time, I know it's amazing. Not only did it not take advantage of me, but I was cheated away by twenty thousand dollars.

Although the thief felt that Professor Weiss's revelation was deceiving people, he was still somewhat at ease.

Now, in the hands of Professor Weiss's antidote, in order to be safe, he opened the bottle and poured out a yellow pill and gulped it down.

Who knows, when the pill has just entered the stomach, the thief falls on the steering wheel.

Professor Weiss trotted and panted to catch the thief's car.

Opening the door, Professor Weiss kicked the thief's feet, and said, "you are not a good thief, without knowledge or brains, nor do you weigh the ink in your belly, and dare to play tricks with my distinguished medical professor!"

Then, Professor Weiss pulled the unconscious thief to the next seat and drove to the police station.