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    Invincible Salesman

    2008/8/20 11:33:00 7

    Salesman Marketing Humor

    It was a quiet evening. My boyfriend and I agreed to meet at the front door of a department store. As you know, most of the first floor of the department store are cosmetic counters.

    I have never understood why the cosmetic counters should be set up on the first floor. After experiencing this incident, I deeply comprehended the solitude and pains of the department store.


    If the world always happens to be in accordance with the time and place we arrange for it, it will happen without accident. I mean, if my boyfriend appears at my appointed time punctually at my appointed time, it will be an ordinary evening.


    After I waited at the gate for about 12 seconds, I started to walk into those cosmetics counters. Of course, I just looked at the products waiting to be seen by browsing the cosmetics counters. I think it's not a bad behavior.

    So I looked at the perfect Pauline, and then looked at that, and looked at the Revlon. The ladies at the counter were very patient and asked me, "what can I do for you?"

    I can introduce some new season products to you.

    How about the new eye shadow?

    This season's most popular...


    I have been immune to these friendly and even sweet greetings from my experience in the street for years. I am not going to buy any blush, eye shadow or skin care products. It is just a friendly smile, or a dull and boring eye shadow on the back of the hand.


    At this point, I was turning calmly from the Yuesai counter to a new cosmetic counter, a brand that I never heard of, even now I can't name it.

    I did not go to the counter, and the lady in the counter met me with a kind of admiration. It was not my self righteous guess, because it was beyond expression: "Miss, your dress is unique.

    Scarves and bracelets are very delicious. This coat must be very expensive, isn't it?

    Your legs are so thin.

    I think you've been walking there for a long time.

    "She didn't say she had a new eye shadow.


    Then she went on, "are you not a native?"

    Do you learn fashion design? "


    "Oh, huh, no,"

    I smiled shyly. "Oh, you can dress up just right. It suits you very well.

    The local people seldom dress like this.

    She seems to have forgotten her work of selling cosmetics, wholeheartedly praising me.

    Ah, cough, I am just an ordinary person. In the face of these beautiful words like sluice gates, they are often at a loss as to how happy they are, but they do not want to appear so careless and pick up the eye shadow box on her counter.


    "Ah!

    You really have good taste.

    This is the color we just launched. It's only the first day of listing today.

    Try it. "

    I said, I want to smear on the back of my hand.


    "You must try makeup before you can see the effect.

    "I want to get rid of it," she smiled at me immediately. "It's okay. You're waiting for me anyway."

    So I sat down.


    In order to make this eye shadow work, she asked me to try out their new scratch proof foundation. In order to make makeup on the foundation, and then by the way of their oil control moisturizing cream designed for summer, she even said, "Oh, my God, no one else is better suited to the color eye shadow than you."

    I just don't look very well.

    Try this blush. "

    After finishing her blush, she gave me their latest Crystal Gloss and mascara.


    "Great, you are really suitable for our new season products.

    It's beautiful. It's too bad not to buy it.

    "It's not hard to imagine that even this can't touch me. It's hard to shake off her courtesy.

    If my boyfriend came here at this moment, I would go away with a thick face, but he didn't come.

    So I had to pick eye shadow and lip gloss and ask her to do the price. She said, "mascara is not very good."

    Moisturizing cream is also very suitable for your skin.

    And blush, if you buy it together, you can call twenty percent off. "


    Even if I hit twenty percent off, I would shake my head hard in view of the fact that the money in my pocket was not allowed.

    Suddenly, she looked at me with tears in her eyes. "It's almost eight o'clock. I am on the last day of the probation period. If sales are not enough,"

    Even if it's for help, I'll give you 25% off of the employee's price and give you a gift, OK? "

    The listeners are sad, but the money is not enough.


    At this point, my boyfriend rushed through the door and shouted, "I've been looking for you for a long time."

    Before I could speak, the lady of the shop immediately came up to him and said, "is this your boyfriend?

    Why?

    It's like Zhou Yumin.

    You can really match. "


    Needless to say, in the end, my boyfriend picked up the bill, ran to the cashier's desk, and waited for the lady to speak. He also raised his hand: "come again next time."

    "That day I bought: three boxes of eye shadow, two boxes of blush, a mascara, a day cream, a night cream, an eye cream, three lip gloss, and a tube of dead skin cream.

    The total cost is RMB two thousand six hundred and thirty-three, which is listed as the most serious waste of non shopping activities.

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