The Wonderful Things Of The Baby Are Funny.

Who does not love his baby? baby How do you love your parents? When children grow up day by day, there are many memories that are worth recording, moving, and funny.

1, a son who loves to sleep with his husband suddenly sits up and gives a slap to his husband's face. He shouted angrily: "smelly hooligan!" and then turned to sleep. At that time, my husband was there, and I didn't laugh at all. Don't bully my mother. Don't look at me, but I dare to beat you.

2, another time, I was angry with Dad, and I said, "you don't know that I feel bad." Baby: Mom Mom, mom, I love you, I love you. And come over and hug me. Moved me. Mom says I'm lovely, is it true? Do you like me?

3, the baby every day I put my arms to sleep, dad asked him: "son, do you have a daughter-in-law, also want to sleep with your mother?" the son said: "of course!" Dad said: "where does your daughter-in-law sleep?" the baby said, "let the daughter-in-law sleep with you." Wow, ha ha. I will always be with my mother!

4, the mother is pregnant, the 4 year old baby is puzzled. She asked her father's future brother or sister how they were born. My father explained to her, "Sir, he is out of his head, reborn, and finally has two legs. Do you understand?" "yes, Dad, and then you have them assembled with screws, right?" baby, you are right! Dad can still assemble such a robot brother, play with you, and your mother can also build a tank!

5, the son wrote a composition for the first time in primary school, the teacher arranged a composition "fishing" this kid wants to be lazy. This is what the composition says: Grandpa and I were playing on the road. On the way, I met an old man who was going fishing. I told Grandpa, grandpa, there are cannibals in the fish ponds, and they can't go fishing. Then the old man dropped the fishing rod and ran home.

You can write this too, baby. grandpa He went to the river to do some fishing, but there was no fishing there. There was also a very beautiful beauty. Grandpa ran home.