十二星座如何與老板相處

ARIES （Mar. 21 - Apr. 20）

　　Never mind your job description， your real job is to make your boss look good. If you"re egotistical or otherwise have a burning need to get credit for your efforts， it"s only a matter of time before you butt heads with your Aries boss. On the other hand， Rams are natural-born leaders， and they will take you into some thrilling new territory.腳踏實地工作會讓你的老板滿意；如果你因愛表現而得到肯定，那只能維持一段時間，不久，你就會和白羊座的老板發生沖突；此外，白羊座的男性天生就是領導者，他們控制欲望強。

　　TAURUS （Apr. 21 - May 21）

　　Image is everything to your boss. Taurus people are into status symbols， not only to impress others， but because they genuinely appreciate the best life has to offer. Their self-image depends on always being right. Before arguing a point with your Taurus boss， decide whether it"s worth getting fired over.金牛座的人是社會地位的象征：不僅因為他們能打動身邊的人，而且會很真誠地感激生活所給予的一切。通常他們自我評價很高，在和金牛座老板爭論之前，仔細考慮這件事是否值得爭議。

　　GEMINI （May 22 - June 21）

　　Gemini is information-driven. Whether or not you"re actually in a communications field， your boss is obsessed with collecting and disseminating information. If you have a problem， an emotional appeal will count against you. Your Gemini boss wants just the facts， in a concise format. Further， you must be able to pump out work at the speed of light.雙子座的人容易聽信片面之詞。如果你遇到麻煩，訴諸于情感上的幫助將對你不利。雙子座的老板要的是事實，而且你一定要以光速來完成工作。

　　CANCER （June 22 - July 22）

　　Your Cancer boss will take you under his or her wing and protect you - whether you want it or not. This will get overbearing if you"re the type who likes to work independently. However， if you need daily guidance and feedback， this is an ideal match. Also on the plus side， this person is understanding and forgiving， especially regarding family considerations.無論你是否愿意，巨蟹座老板都會張開翅膀，讓員工藏于他的羽翼之下。如果你是獨立性很強的員工，這樣的老板不適合你，而如果你是那種需要指導和幫助的人，你會和他相處地愉快。巨蟹座老板對人寬容，尤其顧家。

　　LEO （July 23 - Aug. 22）

　　More people complain about Leo bosses than any other sign. The Lion is the king or queen of the jungle， and wants everyone to know it. Flattery will get you everywhere， but it does take finesse. Even self-involved Leo eventually will tire of a bootlicking toady. To be effective， your compliments must have an element of truth， and they must be delivered with convincing sincerity.大多數人都對獅子座的老板怨聲載道。職場上，阿諛奉誠也許讓你獲益不少，不過也要注意技巧，獅子座的老板最終會厭倦只會拍馬屁的人。如果真要抱怨，一定要有充分的事實根據，便于老板信服。

　　VIRGO （Aug. 23 - Sept. 23）

　　Virgo typically isn"t the top dog. Chances are， your Virgo boss is working for someone else， with the sole objective of being as useful as possible. He or she may be nervous and obsessed with performance. You will be judged strictly by how well you do your job. No mistake will go unnoticed， nor will it ever be forgotten.處女座老板不是典型的最佳領導者。他/她常常為別人工作，唯一的解釋是它是有益的；同時，這種老板也很看重表現，你工作好壞于否將被做嚴格的判定。你所犯的錯誤都會引起注意，也不會被他忘記。

　　LIBRA （Sept. 24 - Oct. 23）

　　If it seems impossible to get your Libra boss to make a decision about anything， it"s only because he or she is fair to a fault. Further， Libra values cooperation and good working relationships. To make points with your boss， coordinate everything ahead of time with your coworkers， which will relieve your boss of anxiety over having to please everyone.如果看上去讓天秤座老板作決定是不可能的話，那僅僅因為他/她對事很公平。天秤座老板重視合作和好的工作關系。要想讓老板另眼相看，你要提早和同事保持良好的協作關系，這將緩解老板的焦慮。

　　SCORPIO （Oct. 24 - Nov. 22）

　　Scorpio bosses provide for their employees， not only to build their empires， but because this gives them a feeling of absolute power and control. Nevertheless， sucking up will get you nowhere. Your Scorpio boss wants competence， effectiveness， vision， and a single-minded obsession with the corporate bottom line. Think Bill Gates， the ultimate Scorpio boss.天蝎座老板大都準備充分，既是為了建立自己的王國，也讓員工感受到他們絕對的權威和控制欲。你的老板需要的是能干、有效率，視野寬廣和忠實的員工。想想比爾-蓋茨，他就是最好的天蝎座老板的例子。

　　SAGITTARIUS （Nov. 23 - Dec. 21）

　　Ruled by Jupiter， father of the gods， your Sagittarius boss is generous， protective， good-humored， and yet prone to violent temper tantrums. In the latter case， take a comfort break and come back in five minutes， by which time it will have blown over. The Archer seeks the truth， but can be self-righteous. The best way to impress your boss is by continually seeking to improve your skills.守護星是木星，素有“上帝之父”之稱的射手座，熱情大方，幽默詼諧，富有保護傾向，但射手座的老板往往都是壞脾氣。對付這種老板最好的辦法是不斷地尋求讓自己進步的技能。

　　CAPRICORN （Dec. 22 - Jan. 20）

　　Your boss is career-driven and workaholic， and unfortunately not very accessible. Even when the office door is open， it"s hard to make a connection. Nevertheless， Capricorn is hardworking， disciplined， practical， reliable， and competent， and prizes these qualities in an employee. You"ll impress your Capricorn boss if you play by the rules. If you"re new in your job， agree to make the coffee.這是事業型和工作狂性質的老板，但他不容易接近。在員工眼中，摩羯座的老板具備勤奮、可靠、工作能力強等諸多優點。如果你遵守工作制度，會給老板留下好印象；如果你是新手，從小事做起。

　　AQUARIUS （Jan. 21 - Feb. 19）

　　Liberté， égalité， fraternité is the motto of Aquarius. Your boss might not seem much like a boss at all. He or she works alongside the employees， and you all go out to Happy Hour together after work on Fridays. Your boss wants to be friends， and in exchange will overlook all but the most grievous errors and shortcomings. After all， we"re only human.自由、平等、友愛是水瓶座的座右銘。他/她看上去不像老板，經常和員工打成一片。可以把他/她當成朋友互相溝通；但忌交流工作中的錯誤和缺點，畢竟人都是有弱點的。

　　PISCES （Feb. 20 - Mar. 20）

　　Fishes tend not to end up in management positions， unless they have a Rising Sign like Leo or Capricorn. You"ll have to do a little digging to find out your boss"s birth time， then read the corresponding sign above. Meanwhile， be advised that Pisces are known for having eyes in the backs of their heads. If you"re getting away with something， don"t think your boss doesn"t know.雙魚座往往最終不在管理崗位，除非他們有像獅子座和摩羯座那樣的奮發向上的勢頭。同時，他們有敏銳地洞察力，如果你想逃避一些事情，不要以為他們不知道。