The Most Powerful Phone Call In The World

NO.1 in the middle of the night, the bell rang suddenly.

Who is so late?

Rubbing the sleeping eyes, touching the phone in the dark.

"Hello, who is it?"

"Uncle, it's me."

"Oh, it's you, nephew."

"Uncle, how are you?"

"Very good."

"Is my aunt in good health?"

"They are all good."

"Why, uncle, how did your voice change?"

"Because you have the wrong number, nephew."

The other side was stunned for 5 seconds, and then came the "blind beep ~" blind tone on the phone.

NO.2 -- punishing the wrong person without any courtesy, punishing slightly.

One day, the phone rang and picked up the phone. The voice of a girl came from the receiver.

"Hello, let me find Xiaoli."

It's all the trouble caused by "sassy girl". Now the girl is talking and the thief is rushing.

"Ah?" my family included pets, and there was no such name.

"I say - I - Find - small - Li" - the other side is obviously impatient.

"I'm sorry, but I think you have the wrong number."

I have a good temper, and the other side is a lesbian, so I have to keep my demeanor.

"No way, are you not a party? I didn't make a mistake."

Just to hang up the phone, the sound in the receiver increased by several decibels.

I feel the blood flowing up. You didn't make a mistake. Am I wrong? I look around for a week and make sure this is my home.

"Oh, yes, I didn't hear it just now. I'm sorry."

I used the most kindly tone.

"Really, I said I couldn't make a mistake."

She's still in a hurry.

OK, I'll let you get the wrong ones.

"Who are you?"

"I am a leaf."

"Ah, leaves."

I suddenly realized.

"Xiaoli went abroad."

"Ah? I haven't seen her in two months. How did she go abroad?"

"A month ago.

She telephoned yesterday, saying that she bought a laptop for a friend whose leaves were not known.

"Yes... Is it? I am the leaf. How can I contact her?"

I could vaguely hear the drooling voice on the phone.

"You remember" * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *, I quickly turned up the list of world famous enterprises, and picked up a phone call from the southern hemisphere.

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NO.3 - that's not right.

One day, the family was cut off and picked up the phone in all kinds of boredom, but nobody answered the phone.

Put down the phone, I bored around the room.

Just then the phone rang.

I almost jumped in front of the phone.

"Hello, hello."

I seldom use "hello" in my home phone, so I can see how excited I was when I was in the rain.

"Hello, I am the China Netcom Customer Service Center."

A girl's sweet voice.

"Ah, well, it doesn't matter."

"Ah, what did you say, sir?"

"Er... I didn't say anything.

"What's the matter with you?" obviously I was a bit agitated.

I want to pay a visit to your home broadband.

Excuse me? "

"Do not disturb, of course not disturbing, not disturbing."

At this point, the other side must think that my nerves are in trouble, or that they are more stimulants.

"Do you feel the speed of your home network is fast?"

"Well, I can't say what's fast."

"You can visit our website, where there is a broadband test area.

* * movie test.

"Ah, I have been there."

There are more than 500 movies that can be viewed online.

"How do you feel?"

"The film is old."

I regret to say.

"(the other person couldn't help laughing, and soon returned to normal). I mean, how do you feel about your speed?"

"Ah, this is OK.

It's time to stop watching the hundred stars.

"Really? Is it a long pause?"

About thirty minutes. "

"Oh, No."

She still has some doubts.

"How can it be so long? Is it a crash?"

"No crash. After I cancelled the suspension, I left it."

"Ah? Did you stop yourself?"

Yes, why? I have to go out for a while. Can't you stop? "

I really feel wronged.

"... (on the phone, whisper to colleagues for a napkin wiping sweat) no, nothing, can be suspended, as long as you are willing."

Then asked, "has there been any other problem?"

"Let me see... Yes, I can't download that" I want to ". The one Faye Wong sang.

I like Faye Wong's song best. Do you like it? "I really like Faye Wong.

"How did you get divorced from Dou Wei?

I love them both songs.

For example, "I said more than thirty songs of Faye Wong and Dou Wei at one time, and when I talked about it, I still had more than 20 sentences to sing.

"Sir, your singing is good, but I am not at work. I am sorry to hear that."

"Oh, yes, you are working.

Ha ha, you see, I have forgotten.

Where are you from?

"Net... Netcom Customer Service Center."

The voice on the phone was a bit choked.

"Oh... Netcom.

What do you want to call me? "The voice just dropped, and only heard the word" bang "on the phone, and then heard many people screaming her name anxiously.

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NO.4 -- the other way goes.

I have a strong opinion about Netcom's toll inquiry desk. Whenever you dial the number, the computer will guide you to press this key. That key will often be querying for more than a dozen or so times. Finally, there will often be such a silent drama that the system is busy and will be called later.

I am determined to revenge, and give me the trouble makers to feel the distress of consumers.

This day, the opportunity came. The caller ID indicated that the call was Netcom's call number.

"Hello.

This is Netcom's call center.

"Hello.

This is the * * family.

"I would like to inform..."

"Now start the voice pfer system."

I did not wait for her to finish, and continued to speak in a mechanical voice.

"If you need the hostess to answer, please shout (1) the hostess answer, please shout (two) the host answers, please call (three) the doggie beep answer, please shout (Wang) if the operation is wrong, please shout (return)."

Voice just fell, just listen to the woman excitedly called colleagues, have discussed "this phone is advanced enough."

"Three."

Later, the cowardly voice of the female operator came over the telephone.

"Sorry, the owner of your choice is unable to talk with you due to the age of one, so please leave your phone number. When the little master learns to speak, he will call you back soon."

"Ah...... back."

After listening to my introduction, the other side chose "two". "Sorry," the hostess is not at home. If you are not used to talking with the doggy, please choose "(1)". I am a little angry and choose to go.

"One."

The other side's tone is somewhat helpless.

"You are welcome to talk with the man.

Public conversation please shout (1) private conversation please shout (two) others please shout (three) operation mistake shout (return) "three!!!" the other side is obviously impatient, the voice is very big.

"Sorry, the smell in the kitchen pot is burning. Please hang up and dial later."