"I Am A Salesperson": Humorous Interpretation Of Marketing Terminology

A young and handsome boss is worried about the loss of the salesperson in the luxury teahouse.

A. a male job seeker went straight ahead and said to the beauty boss: "

B. if a friend of a male job seeker walks past, he points to him and says to the beauty boss, "I am a salesperson!" this is called "advertisement".

C. if a male job seeker walks by, asks the beauty boss on the phone and calls her the next day and says, "I'm a good salesman." this is "telephone marketing".

D. if a male job seeker walked past and politely introduced herself, she would pour tea for the beauty boss, talk about her worries, and send her away to help her open the car door. When she got on the train, she said to her again, "I want to talk to you about it, I am a salesperson!" this is called "public relations"!

E. if a male job seeker gives a little money to the teahouse, ask the waiter to point to himself and the beauty boss, and say, "the man wearing glasses is a salesperson," which is called "media buying".

F. if a male job seeker goes over and says to the beauty boss, "I am not only a sales salesman who has been hardened by the market, but also a series of sales skills training for your company's business personnel"! This is called "product promotion".

G. if a girl walks by, pointing to a male job seeker, he says to the beauty boss: "he is a famous salesperson"! This is called "brand charm".

H. if a girl walks past, pointing to a male job seeker, he says to the beauty boss: "he is a famous salesperson"! This is called "word of mouth marketing".

I. if a girl has been pestering a male job seeker, why do people ask her why? She said, "because he is a famous salesperson"! This is called "brand loyalty".

J. if a girl walks past, pointing to a male job seeker, he explains with the beauty boss: how he worked hard and diligently, how to conscientiously and professionalism, how to communicate with customers and serve customers, and finally became a sales master! This is called "cultural marketing".