A Practical Course For Women

Just like the spring breeze blowing soft green, and also blowing the evil flies, with the great liberation of the minds of the Chinese people, Huang Duzi also began to prevail around us.

On the trip, it was made into pistachio nuts; on the wine table, it was made into wine and vegetables; even in offices, it was also regarded as lubricant for human relations by some people, and some people almost reached the stage of "yellow skin".

It is a pity that 35 of them have suffered a great deal, and most of them have suffered from their troubles.

In order to protect the legitimate rights and interests of women and protect the ear hygiene of the majority of female compatriots, the editor of the book "women's anti Huang Zi Zi" is edited and published.

The first lesson is to pretend to be deaf and dumb. If you hear people talking about those words, you can think of the old saying "do not see or listen to nothing", pretend to be deaf and dumb, clean up the fields, and never give your priceless laughter to those who are not interested in it.

The attempt to throw stones and ask for directions is neither successful nor successful. The delusion of insatiable aspiration will also shrink back to the nest, and ferment itself in the heart.

So everybody's ears are quiet, happy, dancing and rising. Why not?

The second lesson, glare and glare, if you have more men than women, you can still easily get the laughter of most men if you don't clap your hands.

It is impossible for us to maintain peace.

As a last resort, you can only take a silent protest with your eyes.

When your eyes are wide open, your enemies are cold, and your eyes are like a sharp sword, they will be inserted into their little eyes like a sharp sword. He will not think you are making a fool of yourself. He will be ashamed and embarrassed. He will be embarrassed. His head will be lowered, his head will be lowered, his limbs will be confused, his lips will not be clear, and the topic will be forced to swallow. Even if he does not choke to death on the spot, he will choke to death at least.

In the third lesson, I would like to talk about it, perhaps because there are too few vegetarian dishes on the table, and men are mostly carnivorous animals. They are weak minded and can not afford to drag up corrosion and fall into the pursuit of fishy people.

Once a stumble, it is hard to correct.

Once you talk about it, uxi is making a lot of noise.

If you feel that their noise is harmful to your eardrum, eardrum, earlobe and heart health, then you can smile and tell him that this is a public place. We all need to pay attention to oral hygiene, so as not to spit up the saliva and smear this table's good food, so that we can eat the stomach and find the toilet when we are in a hurry. That's the trouble of killing lives.

You know that persuasion and education with emotion, action and reason are bound to make him realize his conscience and change his mind.

In the fourth lesson, Wang Gu's left and right sides, if the person is still not understanding, can not be ashamed by the strength of wine.

You have to stop him directly.

You can stand up and ask him questions frequently, such as whether the British are heroes, whether the Americans are all beauties, whether Sima Qian is half same with Sima Guang, whether Yue Fei and Zhang Fei are the same door, and so on.

Questions were asked to make him free from the state of concentration.

Originally prepared, now caught off guard, his mind will be ready to stir up a pot of eight treasure porridge, it is unavoidable to make mistakes, not to mention the topic, the story is not only unable to arouse everyone's laughter, but attracted the public's ridicule, the mass base has already been lost, he will be on pins and needles, secretly complain, to the child, still not obediently to pay the punishment?

The fifth lesson is to fight poison and poison. If he is old and crafty, he will not do it.

You can also cough two times (Note: cough, gestures, posture, volume indicators need to learn the leaders' speech live video), and then raise their voice and talk about other topics. Is he not a yellow duer?

You can talk to him about red scripts, blue scripts, black lines, white lines, etc., or simply launch other games that are unique and conducive to the construction of a spiritual civilization. Everyone's eyes are attracted to you, and your voice will surely cover his voice. He is like a mosquito humming. You are like a cannon.

The sixth lesson is to go all the way to the world.

Justice always belongs to the people and belongs to the masses of hard working people. Whenever enemies come back, justice can always show their strength without losing their time.

For those common things, when the implication can only help the tyrant, let the party take the lead.

You might as well tell yourself frankly how you feel about those yellow lines.

Doesn't he have an identity?

Then you tell him that he is already doing something that does not match his identity.

Is he not a boss?

He had already violated the "three discipline and eight points of attention" and was slapping himself.

If the above methods are not effective, you have to rise and fight back: "if your mother, sisters and daughters are present, can you still be as stable as a mountain and talk like an eloquent person?"

I think, in the face of such a problem, if he still wears a human skin, he will be as fierce as a great enemy and fear as a tiger.

In the seventh lesson, the cicada molt is keen on the Yellow export. Most of them have strong desire for power and desire for performance.

His own power, the presence and absence of young women, the beauty and ugliness, and the degree of recognition, all determine his "export volume".

Generally speaking, the greater the power in your hands, the more unbridled you are to speak of Huang Duanzi. Perhaps you can repeatedly imply that he can pretend to be deaf and dumb; for your righteous speech, he can turn a deaf ear to it; even such a thing will happen: for you, you have a kind of future trouble of killing a mouse, and you can not even turn to a hint of courage, but you can also turn positive resistance to passive resistance.

If you can't bear it, you can't make a big plan. If you don't tolerate anything, you can't think of a strategy.

Well, you have only thirty-six measures.

You can excuse the toilet to avoid its edge.

Remember, you might as well tell a friend of the biggest export person (he is the boss or important business relationship), so that he can dial a few for you in the name of the Public Security Bureau. Think of it, who can answer the phone call like that and talk freely and joking?

Of course, there is still the most ruthless move, to give his wife an anonymous call, tell her: here is the enemy, quick to catch the rape.

Eighth lessons, let nature take its course. What kind of birds are there? Huang Duanzi is the same. Those who love are flocking to it. Those who hate hate their noses. Those who like to sharpen their heads, and those who are angry, shout and fight, and no one can force themselves to accept themselves.

So you can also ponder over the Yellow duet problem. Apart from your existing concepts and habits, what are the functional and functional damages to you?

Does the narrator really want to make a noise or a motive?

Is your resentment against Huang Duanzi just a nuisance or a constant detest?

Or secretly like nothing to steal?

If you can figure it out, you will understand those fans.

No wonder they are yellow. They only blame them for being "yellow race". They are not allowed to act on their lips. They only have to be open mouths and have been addicted to lips.

At this time, you may think that the road is going up to the sky and you are going to eat your stinky tofu. I drink my thin soup.

If you fail to understand or fail to apply the above eight lessons, you will have to accept a choice. You have no hint of wit or courage. There is neither the new concept nor the courage to resist.

Countless facts have proved that this is a great policy. One will not hurt a friend. Two will not offend the boss and go around. You only have to sacrifice yourself. But then again, losing your fortune is a blessing. If you lose it, you will get more and more yellow.