Workplace Workplace Men Hate 8 Office Women Killer

As the saying goes, "the heart is separated from the belly", the men and women have been evenly divided in the workplace, especially the workplace women are independent, competent and emanating with infinite charm.

But in the workplace, carelessly may become an annoying member, and virtually become the most hated office woman killer.

In a survey of office relationships involving 300 people, we got a set of data, and 8 female colleagues ranked the top of the most annoying list of offices.

There are many gentle sprouting girls.

The first type: spoiled.

It is a bit more important to say that hue is lighter, lighter and lighter.

Originally, a woman's act of spoiled is an infamous charm, but if she is a spoiled male colleague or a male leader, haha, it really makes people feel goose bumps.

The purpose of such women is simple: to live by showing off.

They feel good and self-centered because someone is willing to accept their umbrella. Once a phone call is greeted, the male colleagues must appear in front of her and listen to their command and let them use it.

However, they can not be underestimated. They are spoiled or angry, which means that great changes have taken place.

Therefore, such a female colleague can dream that one day, the earth does not revolve around the sun but revolves around her.

The second is jealousy.

Once the jealousy of a female colleague broke out, it was horrible, such as the mountain flood, the beast, the evil wolf, the evil tiger, and the immeasurable lethality. Let's see, the misfortune of the east wall, the unprovoked, the random, the unstoppable, has come: for example, the eggs you were burning quickly were picked out by them; the deer you painted were soon told by them; when you clearly dressed, they were described as Huang Di's new clothes...

There is also a jealous female colleague who always smiles at you, disagrees with her heart, Yin, Yang, and so on, and secretly sells you.

Third: chewing tongue type.

Their tongues must be longer than others. Otherwise, how can they have so many Eastern parents and their families? Their work must be less than others. Otherwise, how can they have such a leisurely time? Each story is so vivid that each plot is so delicate that they can turn sesame seeds over and fry, stir fry and stir fry the beans, and round the moon.

They are the best performers, the most enthusiastic audience, the most amateur orators...

Hollywood studios lost them. It was a great loss.

Fourth species:

This is a group of highly sensitive, pretentious, uncaring lesbians. The opposite sex's help, care and noise will be mistaken for that meaning. Therefore, they always sigh in front of their colleagues in a false, angrily, and feeling sigh: on that day, I can clearly cross the ditch, and so and so they must pull my hand tightly and drag me away; that time, I can clearly climb the peak, and so and so, I must push my arms around my waist and push me up.

Alas, it's shameless and annoying.

So, comrades who act righteously, next time, if I meet such a female colleague again, I suggest: let them fall into the ditch directly and roll down the cliff.

Fifth species:

This type of female colleagues are naturally magnets and attract the same poles.

They do not have a same-sex friend. When they are together with the same sex, their eyes are dim, bored, depressed, and indifferent. However, once the opposite sex appears, they will see their eyes brightly, with their spirits, laughter and enthusiasm.

They often dare to turn a blind eye to their male colleagues in front of everyone, or dare to neglect other women's companions, and brazenly talk with their male colleagues, flirting with each other, even dare to pull the ears of male colleagues with a little bit of alcohol, and twist the belly of their male colleagues.

The consequence is: the vinegar altar overturns a row of rows, it is not a big fight.

It's called chaos.

If you are still talking about the object, if you are talking about it, suggest: go around the road.

Sixth species:

Their mantra is "TMD, NND, JB, inverted, grass......"

I was really shocked when I met for the first time.

This is nothing. Such female colleagues, though essentially unimportant, are still hard to bear. For example, they are especially good at playing several jokes or black lines in the banquet and some like-minded male colleagues.

If it is tolerable for male colleagues to be thick and yellow on weekdays, but when they listen to their female colleagues, they feel like a needle felt and a long thorn.

Yes, it's all the time. There's freedom to speak, freedom to swear, freedom to fart, just to fart in public, even beauty.

The seventh is the big feminism.

This is a typical slave group. They gather together to preach how to subdue men and how to take men as horses.

It is also a common practice for colleagues to tear men's face.

You have to be careful. If you and their men are rubbing and rubbing together, they will suddenly appear and wind up the mahjong table. If you and their men are drinking and drinking, they will suddenly attack, crash the beer bottle in a crash, and then stir up two crisp raw slap on the face of a man.

Regardless of the embarrassed faces of the comrades, they are green or white.

But if you marry such a female colleague, Congratulations, this life, with you is only a national protected animal - tigress.

Eighth: single old maiden type

It is a good flower that has been picked away and left to the present. The trauma of body and mind makes them more proud, sensitive, weird and more mysterious than before.

You have to be careful, or they have been silent for thousands of years, or the auspicious sister-in-law has come. Once you find out, you can tell, for a few hours, impassioned, incessant, spattering, you can not interrupt or distract, nor can you say that you want to sleep.

If you listen, don't show excessive sympathy and concern. Otherwise, she will doubt what you want to do with her.

Finally, after a few hours, you think it's over. Ha, it's all over. As long as Xiang Lin's sister-in-law is there, you have to listen to the story of Mao continuously. You are going to be driven mad. You have to bear it. Otherwise, if you are in contact with the opposite sex, their eyes are a pair of flashing meat probes. You will always record your words and deeds at any time.

In the face of the 8 most disgusting workplace female colleagues, did you get caught?