Petty Bourgeois MM Gets Nine Kinds Of "Terminal Illness" Easily.

1. Acidosis:

They like all fine things to show their different customs: delicious food, beautiful music, decadent love...

Cause excessive acid in the body and suffer from gastric ulcer.

2, depression:

Most of the petty bourgeoisie are talented, and the piano playing, violin playing and classical poetry are also in line.

Their mantra is: "people are sad and dead."

One day, God will let them get paid and die in sadness.

3. Autism:

Their favorite words are "on the road", so they are looking for them all their lives.

They don't like watching stars, they are fond of catching up with stars, and they are good at catching up with the opposite sex.

His (her) principles of love are: love only a little, love strangers only, do not love to marry.

Petty bourgeois men think that good women are always the wives of others. Petty bourgeois women think that the good men in this world have died out, and the rest are not cowards or wolves.

So there are two kinds of final outcome: or Wang Xiaobao dies with grief and indignation after screaming, or as Eileen Chang quietly dies in a guest house in the United States.

Only one thing is the same: they are too lonely.

4. Nasopharyngeal carcinoma:

Because always hold the voice, long throat inflammation.

Because of lack of sleep, it is easy to catch cold, and both men and women smoke.

In this regard, they say: "actually, the packaging design is really beautiful, even if you don't want to smoke, you have possessive desire."

It seems that others smoke for the sake of being full. They smoke to appreciate the mood, style and blues.

5, network poisoning:

Online love, online lovers, online dating, they must be thoroughly familiar.

Leisure time to chat room installed pure hair waves, to BBS trouble, very crazy all occupied, a little serious.

6. Heart failure:

Showing great interest in social life; showing great interest in indulging in pleasure.

To see the fun, it seems that there is always a lot of physical strength that needs to be released. Hotels, mountaineering, outing and any opportunity to play will be reported to them all.

To drive a car, to bungee jumping, to open PARTY, to send endless messages.

Alas!

Finally, the myocardial strain is gone.

7, ease and die:

In addition to playing mahjong and sleeping can not find other life pleasures, passbook basically motionless, the brain basically does not need.

For a long time, "two ears do not hear outside the window, and only look at the petty bourgeois books", which leads to shortsightedness. For example, the women who live on the twelve floor of the boudoir are lagging behind the times, being eliminated for the times, and two being beaten behind by the strong.

The ancients said: "born in trouble, died in peace."

Believe it!

8. Rickets:

Petty bourgeois lifestyle is in excess of sugar and coffee, disdain to be similar to the common people.

Therefore, we should pay attention to food, clothing, brand and decoration.

Petty bourgeois is a work of art to be looked at, so the art of packaging is applied to the extreme.

Petty bourgeois boys often choose to wear tight pants, a hips on their hips, their hair is weird and swear to be more progressive than women. Petty bourgeois men are always gentle and courteous, and there are always endless fragrant napkins in their pockets. Ladies always give priority to their eyes. They always dare not look directly at each other. Their eyes are full of water, with a little sparkling, and a smile is made.

Petty bourgeois men do not fight, do not speak rude words (girls with petty cash on the contrary), because they are not aristocrats, they are always afraid to say that they are not aristocrats, so they should pay more attention to portray their own image, afraid that they will mix them with the masses carelessly.

Unconsciously, the clothes are shiny, shiny, or long hair shawls, surrounded by jingle, an artistic style, floating in a neutral state.

9.

The so-called petty bourgeoisie is such a group of people who, because of their ancestral merits or their own physical conditions, play tricks on how to consume their lives in a meaningful way after having enough food and clothing.

That's why you can't do anything right. You can't do that if you have the money.

Because we need to learn to live in good health, because we have to keep a bright and beautiful nature, do not exercise all the year round, and do not go downstairs in March. All the rich and ill diseases have come.